hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

(Source: eternalseptember)

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humorking:

me auditioning to model

image

(Source: humorking)

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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

(Source: bitchyblackbarbie)

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you rise with the moon, I rise with the sun

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stonerthings:

When you and bae smoke too much

stonerthings:

When you and bae smoke too much

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pokec0re:

blowjob under water

pokec0re:

blowjob under water

(Source: afterl0ve)

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#001 / #002 / #003

(Source: blue-sylveons)

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versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

81,202 notes

notkatniss:

SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT

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intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

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