carribeanheaux:

thottweiler:

'deadass' goes after 'would' but…. you know…

The whites will never master the syntax of aave huh

carribeanheaux:

thottweiler:

'deadass' goes after 'would' but…. you know…

The whites will never master the syntax of aave huh

(Source: alphazyn)

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

(Source: funnynhilariousgif)

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

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ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

(Source: nonstopsmile)

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jshine969:

The familiarity and comforts of being a kid with the filthy sinful pleasures of being adult. 

jshine969:

The familiarity and comforts of being a kid with the filthy sinful pleasures of being adult. 

(Source: keepcalmandmasturbatetomyarchive)

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

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